ON FAYE DORM WE EAT A LOT OF CAKE!

Students love to live on Faye Dorm because we eat a lot of cake and we never have to study. Amazingly, everyone remains svelte and on Headmaster's List. On Faye Dorm, we go to bed at 2:00 in the morning and we never clean our rooms. The maid come in and cleans our rooms and a butler brings us breakfast in bed!